You can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Jeep with your friends.
Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have.
Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps.
Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines.
You'll never hear, "Oh dear... guess what? We're going to have another Jeep!" . . . unless you go out and get it yourself.
If your Jeep is flat, you can fix it.
If your Jeep is too loose, you can tighten it.
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep.
If your Jeep doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can drive your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
Your Jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public.
A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
You don't have to remember your Jeep's anniversary. (Although you do anyway.)